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1 point

You decide to have a party while your family is away. Who do you invite?

Who has friends?

A couple of close friends.

Everyone!

Having parties is wrong.

2 points

A frenzied scientist walks up to you and exclaims, "I have finally created a thermodynamically powered hyper-fusion particle accelerator!" What do you do?

Slap the scientist in the face and explain to him that he most definitely forgot to insert the hypo-soluble converter.

Sneak away quietly.

Run away screaming. His big words are confusing you.

Punch the doctor in the face. He probably would have blown something up.

3 points

While walking down the street you come upon a large green portal inscribed with letters in a language you can't understand. What do you do?

Accidentally fall into the portal while investigating it.

Become confused as to why nobody else has noticed the giant green portal in the middle of the street.

Close your eyes, count to ten, and hope the portal goes away.

Enter the portal in the name of science.

4 points

You go on to the internet. What is the first thing you do?

Go on /b/.

Immediately click on the exit button.

Cry.

Avoid the evil parts of the internet.

5 points

You discover that you have superpowers. What power do you have?

Super Strength

I don't need superpowers, I'm Batman

Laser vision

Flying

6 points

DO YOU EVEN LIFT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

YES!

DOUBLE YES!

NO.

WHAT'S LIFTING.

7 points

So I herd u liek Mudkipz?

I love Mudkips.

What's a Mudkip?

This is true.

Treeko is better.

8 points

You are attacked by a gang of old ladies with rolling pins. What do you do?

Run.

Ask if they's like some hard candy.

Box the old ladies.

Get beaten with rolling pins while trying to think of a plan.

9 points

Have you recently had a heart attack?

I'm confused.

My grandfather died of a heart attack.

Ha ha. Very funny.

While watching Robin Hood: Men In Tights

10.

10 points

Who is, without a doubt, the one and only true god.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Morgan Freeman

Nicholas Cage

Haruhi Suzimiya

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