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The annual membership lunch and fashion show will be held on Saturday, March 15. The lunch will be at the Maryville Community Center. Lunch tickets are $20. They may be purchased at the center. The guest speaker will speak at noon.

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I could hardly believe the butterfly actually landed on my finger.

Paul Bunyan was a giant from the very beginning. As an infant, it took five storks to carry him! (Normally, one stork could carry several babies at one time.) When baby Bunyan clapped and laughed, the vibration broke every window in the house. Seven-month-old Bunyan liked to saw the legs off of his parents' bed.

Jim was unable to get to sleep. When he went to bed he cried. Tomorrow was his birthday party and it was going to be ruined. How can we go sledding with no snow? he moaned in his head. The next morning, when Jim got out of bed and ran to the window, he shouted with glee, "The snow has fallen and we can go sledding!" he shouted to his kitty. Jim was happy because now he can have his birthday sledding party.

Joe had been fishing for over two hours without a single bite. Suddenly there was a nibble at the end of his fishing line.  He stood up on the boat and leaned out too far.  Just then there was a sharp yank on the line.  Joe fell overboard and landed head first into the water. Joe and his friends laughed and laughed.

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The Underground Railroad was a secret organization which helped slaves escape to freedom. Many slaves were able to escape because of the conductors and station masters. The northern states were free states and slaves were free once they arrived in the north. Secret codes and signals were used to identify the conductors and station masters.

Abraham Lincoln's birthday is on Feb. 12th. He was a great President of the United States. He was our 16th President. He is remembered for freeing the slaves.

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The  giant panda is a bearlike animal that has thick white fur with black markings on its ears, limbs, shoulders, and around its eyes. The giant panda feeds on bamboo forests at high altitudes in western China. It also eats bulbs, roots, eggs, and some small mammals. The cubs are born in late winter. The giant panda is an endangered species and is protected by the Chinese government.

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Katina and her brother, Jess were playing with the water hose outside one day. Jess was hiding from Katina so she wouldn't squirt him with the water. The back door opened and Katina pointed the water hose toward the door. It was Mom and she was dripping wet!